LOL. this is too good yall: heidi’s new girl-on-girl sextape coincides with me publicly shaming her via ‘random bro sells more records than her’.
do ya’ll think she wrote one of those 13 songs she wrote in that one day about ‘karissa’?
would be sweet if they had a ‘duet’.
should i sample the sex tape on a ‘single’?
are yall gonna buy/watch this?
feel like i should have a ‘sex tape viewing party’/’record release party’ at the same time. would you come to that?
i tweeted the other day that i wanted ‘feel like this girl does’ — having fun, feeling joyous while running away from bubbles like they are going to ‘catch me’, wearing a sweet yellow jacket, and having the ‘time of my life’.
and i do, right now i do, i actually feel like this girl does in this picture.
everyone/thing is so great, i’ve nearly sold more records than heidi montag even. ‘the final countdown’ continues yall.
stay tuned for more. buy love and stuff.
rockafellahooker asked: I just LOVE yr page! Words of encouragement: You WILL defeat Heidi Montag. Th plastic surgeries and th editted voice wont really take her anywhere
veronica is so sweet yall. i love her.
do yall think i ‘WILL defeat heidi’ too?
can i ‘edit’ my voice via ‘plastic surgery’ on my throat? like real life autotune for my vocal chords?
is that a thing?
should i make my voice sound more ‘indie’, like so i can start a grizzly bear rip-off band/sell more records, or more ‘saxophone’ like so i can woo the ladies with my smooth michael buble sounding voice?
or should i just get ‘regular’ plastic surgery, tell the surgeon “make me look exactly like brad pitt so girls will want me/buy my record”?
what do yall think?
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“IT’S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!” less than 50 records to go yall. peep this vid. get pumped. buy love. realize how funny life/this whole thing is. etc. love yall.
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public service announcement
ya’ll, don’t tweet while driving.
it seems the plastic surgeon bro who made heidi look 47 years old died while he was tweeting!
his ex-girlfriend told people magazine that “he was [tweeting] while driving and he accidentally went over the cliff.” feel really sad about this.
turns out he was tweeting about his adorable puppy, a border collie named ‘jill’. seriously hope jill wasn’t in the car with him. and that she is safe somewhere being happy and making people want to pet her just by walking by them. feel like i want to adopt jill, give her a happy home. here’s the picture of jill straight chillin on the beach in malibu that the plastic surgeon bro tweeted just as he plummeted over the cliff.
are ‘last tweets’ the new ‘last words’?
what do yall think will be your last tweet?
i feel bad for this border collie, do yall think i should adopt her and give her the ‘good life’ chillin on beaches, being tweeted about, cuddling with me, etc?
do ya’ll blame ‘jill the border collie’ on dr. frank ryans death?
i mean, how could you not tweet a picture so cute?
feels like a crime to be so cute.
rip dr. frank ryan.
seriously hope to get an update on jill the border collie. she seems so sweet and happy. want her to stay that way.
UPDATE: jill was in fact in the car. she is alive, but hurt badly. will keep you posted if i find out any more information. hoping jill pulls through!
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‘sad keanu’ chillin with ‘sad heidi’.
do you think she’s sad because her plastic surgeon just died and didn’t have time to give her lips more ‘volume’?
or do you think it’s because im about to sell more records than her?
do you think she’s mad that her plastic surgeon made her look 43 years old?
what do yall think of that sweet pink jumper?
does anyone know any rich people who would be willing to buy ~50 or so albums so i can get this thing over with one and for all?
should i wear a pink jumper in my next photo shoot?
almost done with the art for love. just wanted to share. love you guys. -rionbro
there are only about 100 or so ‘slots’ left to be a part of this yall. to be a part of ‘taking down’ heidi montag. send this to all your friends! a normal bro who recorded an album in his bedroom is seriously about to take down a full-fledged ‘celebrity’/’sort of weird looking but still kinda hot after plastic surgery person’ who spent $2 million on their record.
thanks everyone. i’m not sure why i’m posting a picture of jennifer love hewitt. i’m sorry.
you can buy/preorder ‘love’ here. 11 songs. out september 28th. handmade with love.
