just 25 records to go people. ONLY TWENTY FIVE!

i sort of can’t even believe this happening. there was a time when i didn’t think i would pull this off and i would die lonely, shamed, without friends, family would disown me, people would laugh at me on the streets, throw fruits and vegetables at me, i would resort to heavy drug usage to try and ‘numb’ the embarassment/cope with being ‘the suckiest person on the planet’…

but now i feel like sly stallone in that arm wrestling movie, ‘over the top’, where he beats (the writing is on the wall ya’ll) that giant guy who drank motor oil while all my bros are around cheering me on and unable to believe that i could ‘take down’ a bro who drinks motor oil.

feel like heidi the tatted screaming ogre in this picture, and there little me with my hat to the back bringing my ‘a-game’, and then there is that bro with the ‘toyota’ trucker hat on and he’s breathing on my hand and it’s distracting me/i want him to go away.

for all ya’ll who have been holding out, it’s time to get in on this. it’s time to buy love. i neeeeddd yoouuuu. i need this to end. buy love here.