have yall ever woken up in the morning and felt really really hungover like “everything is right in this world”? that’s how i feel today. i feel like yesterday the world became a ‘better place’ or something. as though some sort of wrong had been ‘righted’. like when spiedi became ‘heidi’ and ‘spencer’ again. or like when hitler finally died. yeah, like that. 

i want to thank everyone who bought my album LOVE so far for helping me reach my goal/beat heidis sale figure. 

want to give a special shout out to amber from the netherlands. she bought the record that ‘tipped’ this thing, the coveted ‘659th record’ that broke the tie and put me over. feel like we are ‘soul mates’ or something now. bonded together for eternity in some way. i promised her i’d send her something special from NYC, she emailed me back and said she loved ‘olive garden’ when she visited NYC one time, feel like i want to send her ‘bottomless garlic breadsticks’. 

anyway, i feel so happy right now. just gonna ‘live in the moment’, ‘soak all this up’, and ‘live the dream’ for a minute before i get ‘back on my grind’. 

want to thank yall properly for all your support so far, so i scoured the interwebs last night (after ~5 gallons of champagne) for like 3 hours while crying ‘tears of joy’/’sobbing uncontrollably with happiness’ until i found the cheesiest/lamest video i could find to dedicate to yall. here it is: