someone sent me this video of heidi showing off her self-deprecating ‘sense of humor’/showcasing her extreme level of ‘self-awareness’ re plastic surgery. wondered, “could heidi be funny?” i then watched the video and decided she is not very funny. 

after watching this i sort of feel like ‘dating’ her would be be similar to ‘dating’ a [popular anime character], or like a less-sexy jessica rabbit or something. oh, and don’t her ‘teeth’ seem huge? (see 1:12). did she get them ‘capped’ or whatever?

does heidi have a sense of humor?
is that really her?
no, really? is that her?
does heidi read my blog?
would she think it was funny?
is heidi going to buy my record? and if so, does that mean i win, like automatically or something? like a forfeit?