the two week anniversary was a success!! we’re at 45% of goal! we’ve broken 300!

thanks to everyone who ‘celebrated’ with me. i love ya’ll.

seriously need to sell 28 records tomorrow to be at 50% or I WILL DIE. please buy one of them [if you like the music, want to beat heidi of course).

i feel like i’m trapped in the neverending story with that creepy ass dog thing that flies around. that things scares me. luckily, instead of the creepster dog it’s just heidi montag.

feel like rocky right now. like ‘sly stallone’. like i’m getting my ass kicked by some russian fighterbro on roids but ima comeback and beat ‘em! sort of feel like that. feel like i’ll win in the end and people will cheer, like i will run up some steps and wave my arms in the air, maybe.

am i like the star of the modern day remake of cherished children’s classic “The Little Engine That Could”?
are ‘rocky’ and ‘the little engine that could’ the same exact movie?