53% y’all!! 

i partied last night to celebrate. felt like the right thing to do. 

only 47%/315 albums until i’m officially ‘less pathetic’ than heidi montag. feel like this will be a ‘win’ for mankind. sort of feel like the whole world should celebrate a bro like me beating heidi montag by only spending $10 for a domain name. 

feel like this is what america is all about y’all. reminds me of a quote from p. diddy where he says, “i am the american dream” or something.

will y’all buy love/help me get this over with/get out of this mess i’ve created/save me/make the world right…?