after my ‘playboy’ post last week (see below) i decided over the weekend that since i couldn’t pose for playboy as my gimmick to ‘move units’ of my album like heidi could, that’d i’d have to resort to the ‘brian austin green’/’levi johnston’ level of ‘fame-whoring’ and pose for the cover of playgirl instead. so i did. here it is yall! i feel so sexy right now. i feel proud. had a really busy weekend. think my parents will really enjoy this/think i’ve ‘made it’ now.

do yall think ima be a ‘straight gay icon’ now like levi johnston?
does sarah palin own a copy of levi johnstons playgirl?
do yall think she ‘dreams’ about it?
do yall think instead of soap i should’ve gone for ‘dirt’/’dirty’ like heidi did?
do yall get think i’m artistic/funny because i chose soap as my prop?
feel like out of both photo shoots mine was the ‘best smelling’ of the two.
what cover do yall think is better/sexier?
are yall more likely to buy my album now that i have ‘mad sex appeal’?