Jul 29

current ‘standings’: special update

i’m excited yall!! excited like heidi’s nipples heidi looks in this picture! doesn’t she just look so happy/joyful. i just wanna frolic in the sun and make sandcastles with her.

i seriously feel just like this picture does yall. like i could jump around on the beach in a pink bikini and pose/make an “O” face for some paparazzi to sell to magazines or something and just be so happy.

i’m excited because i’ve been sort of holding out on updating my ‘current standings’ for a ~6 day span so i could have a sort of ‘big update’ instead of all these little guys (honestly, they were making me sad, needed a big update to give me the illusion that progress has been made) and so tonight it happened, some guy named treybro from massachusetts bought LOVE and totally put me over the edge. i’ve officially sold 100 from my last update.

currently at 67% or 443 records sold. is this the ‘home stretch’?

 buy/preorder love to help the next ‘big update’ come sooner. feel really close to ‘winning’ this. feel somewhat concerned that everyone is going to forget about me and i will sell no more albums/be complete failure.

thanks everyone. seriously can’t thank all of you enough right now.
especially you heidi, for giving me such a ‘somewhat pathetic’ goal to shoot for. love ya.

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