was noticing yesterday that i gots like 1,208 ‘fans’ on purevolume, feels like selling 658 records should be a breeze, right? don’t ‘fans’ buy records of ‘artists’ they are ‘fans of’? feel real confused right now yall. feel like i’ve been abandoned, discarded like an unwanted baby in a basket and placed on the front steps of the interwebs. hope yall take me in and take care of me/give me shelter.

are all my purevolume ‘fans’ ‘holding out’ til the record comes out on itunes via mad easy/less work?
are these ‘entry-level’ fanbros who will just like clicking/saying ‘i’m a fan’ but are not ‘true fans’?
should purevolume add a ‘real fan’ button for legit/authentic fanbros?

buy some love yall. need yall ‘fans’ like crazy right now. feelin like this little hedgehog is a metaphor for my struggle to defeat heidi montag. i’m not giving up yalls.