‘sad keanu’ chillin with ‘sad heidi’.

do you think she’s sad because her plastic surgeon just died and didn’t have time to give her lips more ‘volume’?
or do you think it’s because im about to sell more records than her?
do you think she’s mad that her plastic surgeon made her look 43 years old?
what do yall think of that sweet pink jumper?
does anyone know any rich people who would be willing to buy ~50 or so albums so i can get this thing over with one and for all?
should i wear a pink jumper in my next photo shoot?