Aug 18

public service announcement

ya’ll, don’t tweet while driving.

it seems the plastic surgeon bro who made heidi look 47 years old died while he was tweeting! 

his ex-girlfriend told people magazine that “he was [tweeting] while driving and he accidentally went over the cliff.” feel really sad about this.

turns out he was tweeting about his adorable puppy, a border collie named ‘jill’. seriously hope jill wasn’t in the car with him. and that she is safe somewhere being happy and making people want to pet her just by walking by them. feel like i want to adopt jill, give her a happy home.  here’s the picture of jill straight chillin on the beach in malibu that the plastic surgeon bro tweeted just as he plummeted over the cliff.

are ‘last tweets’ the new ‘last words’?
what do yall think will be your last tweet?
i feel bad for this border collie, do yall think i should adopt her and give her the ‘good life’ chillin on beaches, being tweeted about, cuddling with me, etc?
do ya’ll blame ‘jill the border collie’ on dr. frank ryans death?
i mean, how could you not tweet a picture so cute?
feels like a crime to be so cute.

rip dr. frank ryan.

seriously hope to get an update on jill the border collie. she seems so sweet and happy. want her to stay that way.

UPDATE: jill was in fact in the car. she is alive, but hurt badly. will keep you posted if i find out any more information. hoping jill pulls through!

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