rockafellahooker asked: I just LOVE yr page! Words of encouragement: You WILL defeat Heidi Montag. Th plastic surgeries and th editted voice wont really take her anywhere

veronica is so sweet yall. i love her.

do yall think i ‘WILL defeat heidi’ too? 
can i ‘edit’ my voice via ‘plastic surgery’ on my throat? like real life autotune for my vocal chords? 
is that a thing?  
should i make my voice sound more ‘indie’, like so i can start a grizzly bear rip-off band/sell more records, or more ‘saxophone’ like so i can woo the ladies with my smooth michael buble sounding voice? 
or should i just get ‘regular’ plastic surgery, tell the surgeon “make me look exactly like brad pitt so girls will want me/buy my record”?

what do yall think?